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Eroscillator 2 Review
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I have had my Eroscillator for a few years now, prior to getting the Eroscillator I wasn’t what I would call a very orgasmic woman. I could achieve orgasm but it often took me a long time to do so, multiple orgasms were extremely rare, I could probably count the amount of times I experienced multiple orgasms in my 30+ years on one hand. I tried a wide variety of toys over the years, some were pretty good a lot were nothing special at all. I’d been hearing wonderful things about the Eroscillator for years but I must admit that I was rather skeptical and the price scared me, at some point in time I must have mentioned it to my husband because one year for Valentines day he surprised me with one. He got me the Ultimate Combo which includes all of the various attachments he obviously knows about my problem achieving orgasm and he figured that one of the attachments was bound to work (thank you sweety! I love you!).
Surprisingly we didn’t try the Eroscillator that Valentines day, I think I must have been so happy that he bought it that using a toy just slipped our mind that night 
Anyway, the next day when he was at work I decided to give my new toy a whirl. I was very impressed with the Eroscillator right away, it just feels very solidly built, it came well packaged with a very thorough instruction manual written by Dr. Ruth, a Dr. Ruth DVD which is both helpful and unintentionally funny. I knew that the Eroscillator wasn’t battery powered but I didn’t realize just how long the cord is until I had it in my hand. At a full 12 feet you’ve got plenty of freedom when you are using your Eroscillator. I plugged the Eroscillator in to see what kind of power it had, just using it on my hand. The Eroscillator has three different power settings and at the highest setting it’s surprisingly powerful. The switch to change the power settings is also well placed and easy to work. I was also impressed with how easy it was to change the heads, they just snap right on with little to no fuss. Another thing that surprised me was how quiet the Eroscillator is, for such a powerful device it really doesn’t make a lot of noise.
After reading/skimming through the manual I decided it was time to finally give the Eroscillator a whirl. For my first time I decided to try the Grapes and Cockscomb attachment (using the Grapes side). Within seconds of placing the Eroscillator on my clit I knew that this was something special. I quickly found myself becoming incredibly aroused, I just couldn’t believe what this wonderful device was doing to me! It didn’t take me long to achieve an absolutely mindblowing orgasm! Best of all the fun didn’t stop, I kept at it just enjoying the amazing things the Eroscillator was doing to me. To spare you all the gory details I managed to orgasm three times that first time with the Eroscillator! I was instantly sold and a true believer. I don’t think I had ever achieved three orgasms in one session before in my entire life!
Since that fateful day I’ve probably had thousands of orgasms thanks to my Eroscillator. The Eroscillator has held up remarkably well, it feels just as good today as it did the day that I got it. I got all of the various attachments with my device which I reviewed here. I definitely have my favorites. I don’t know if I could pick an absolute favorite so I will just give you my top 3. My three favorite attachments are the Ultra Soft Finger Tip, the Golden Spoon and the grape side of the Grapes and Cockscomb.
While I am making lists here are some of the what I consider the high points of the Eroscillator.
- Incredible orgasms!
- Watertight, which makes cleaning it a breeze
- No Batteries! It never runs out of juice
- Long power cord that give you lots of freedom to move around in bed
- A wide variety of attachments, there’s something for everyone’s tastes.
- Three power settings, from fun to OH MY GOD!
- Very quiet
- Incredible orgasms! And lots of them.
When it comes time to buy your Eroscillator it’s available in several different bundles. I’ve made a page showing what’s available in the different packages here: Eroscillator Packages
User Reviews
Review by Kissyface
Time: October 29, 2009, 1:38 PM
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I got the Eroscillator because of our hosts recommendation, we are friends in real life and she sang it’s praises for months. At first I thought she was crazy spending this much money on a sex toy but she finally talked me into getting one. I am so glad that she did, I was Hitachi Magic wand user for many years, and I still think it’s a great vibrator but the Eroscillator is really in a class of it’s own. In my opinion, the Eroscillator is worth every penny!
Review by SalaciousSally
Time: December 2, 2009, 3:01 PM
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I am a thirty something divorced female and the Eroscillator has helped me keep my sanity. I have two children and work full time so I don’t really have time for much of a social life but of course I still have sexual needs. The Eroscillator has never failed to give me an extremely satisfying orgasm, more often than not, it gives me more than one extremely satisfying orgasms. I’ve used lots of different toys over the years and in my opinion, the Eroscillator is hands down the best.
The Eroscillator is well worth the money, I’ve had mine for several years now and it works just as good as it did the day that I bought it.
Review by mskitty
Time: December 4, 2009, 3:16 PM
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Im not one to walk into stores to buy my toys, so I rely on reviews and a little bit of faith when I make purchases. Reading the reviews here and at some other sites convinced me to give the Eroscillator a chance.
Am I ever glad I did.
The thing I love most about the eroscillator is that it feels more like a finger than a toy and the orgasms are more intense than any other vibrator has ever given me. It’s also great that the attachments are so easy to change, even in the heat of the moment.
If your tired of the same old pounding vibrator and want something that brings new levels of pleasure, this is definitely the best buy out there.
Review by HappyGrrrl
Time: February 23, 2010, 4:35 PM
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I’m a big fan of toys and I have built up quite a collecton over the years and I’m always looking for something new and exciting. The Eroscillator delivers exciting by the handful.
This is the only toy I have that has so many extra attachments that each bring a new and different sensation with them. The G-Point is fantastic and brings me to some exciting highs while the French Legionnaire’s Moustache tickles in a most pleasing way but my all time favorite is the Ultra Soft Finger tip.
The one feature that stands out the most is the fact that its not a vibrator so much as its a massager. It doesn’t pound into me, but rather rubs me into orgasm.
Of all my toys this one is used the most. Such a great investment.
Review by EroscillatorConvert
Time: October 7, 2010, 12:11 PM
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I’d used various toys for eight years before trying the Eroscillator. The first were pocket rocket knock-offs and bullet vibes, that would burn out after a few months, and sometimes took expensive watch batteries – I was always scrambling for batteries that had more power, more charge left. They did get me to orgasm, but it often took nearly an hour, and was never a deep, mattress-grabbing, oh-my-GOD orgasm. More of an enjoyable sleeping ‘drug’ than anything else. I have a repetitive strain injury in my wrists due to typing for many years for my job, and I have to say, these toys did nothing to help it. I was torn between sating my needs and keeping my sanity, versus the increasing pain in my hands.
My friends raved about rabbit toys, and even suggesting phallic vegetables (I’m told cucumbers are the best, ladies), but the true is, I’m a virgin, and my hymen is still firmly in tact. Not saving myself, and I’m not religious, I’m just quite socially awkward, and I’ve never met a man I’ve clicked with romantically. Not being able to bring myself to destroy this, and being quite able to enjoy myself sexually with clitoral stimulation alone, I’ve tried just about every vibrator designed for such a purpose. From the Ann Summers’ bargain basement finger vibes to upmarket rechargables, and to the really big ones – the Hitachi Magic Wand, etc. – the best I’ve ever tried is the Eroscillator 2.
I’m ‘a power user’ – years of using vibrators will do that to a girl I suppose – so I bought the Eroscillator 2 Deluxe (with ‘extra power’) and the Ultra Soft Fingertip separately, in January 2010 after umming and arring about it for a good two years since seeing it on Freddy and Eddy’s. Nigh on £200 is a lot to spend on a vibrator, you know? I am so glad I did. I bought it direct from Eroscillator’s website, and found a UK power converter on a different site (it’s sold with either a US plug or a mainland European plug, so you will need a plug converter if you’re not in one of these areas – email them for details on the sort of converter if you’re confused, I did). It arrived quickly, and given the postage wasn’t cheap, I expected nothing less. Make sure you order the plug converter first if you need one, you will not want to wait.
Oh my goodness. I got an orgasm in four minutes flat. Four minutes, people! And I didn’t stop there, either. I have never had so many orgasms in one day. It’s now October 2010, and still, every time I use it, I’m there often in under ten minutes. Sometimes longer, but the thing that never changes – mattress-grabbing, scream-inducing, sheer pleasure! It’s so intense. When I first turned it on I thought it was weaker than the Magic Wand, and panicked that it wouldn’t work, but I realised if I built it up slowly, from first setting, second, and finally to third, the orgasms were a lot deeper than with the Wand. And the big difference; I actually have increased sensitivity, too. The Wand always left me numb, and often the next day, I would be quite sore, even if I’d been careful about it heating up and had used it through fabric. The Eroscillator doesn’t heat up (the shaft does a little in your hand, but not much, and the attachment doesn’t), and if anything, I’m more sensitive in the morning. It’s as if it’s reversed the numbness, orgasm after orgasm, they just get more intense.
The noise issue? Anyone who’s used a Magic Wand will know you need an empty house for that thing, and then if you’ve got neighbours… well. With an Eroscillator, it very much depends on the attachment – I find the Ball and Cup, at full power (3rd setting) is around the same volume as a pocket rocket at its full power, and that seems to be the attachment which generates the most noise. With some, it literally is as described; “whisper quiet.” The weird thing is though, it’s actually quieter when it’s in contact with your skin, especially pressed firmly against it. With other toys, the harder I’ve pressed the more noise they’ve made. The Eroscillator is louder just held in the air that it is against skin, and then it’s not loud – and nothing in comparison to the noises it can make me produce.
One thing that should be noted is lube. I’ve used lube with toys before, but it’s never been necessary. I find the Eroscillator is so much better with lube (not that it’s not great without but, oh god is it good with it). I use an all-natural safe-for-newborns baby lotion (always patch test first), since they don’t stain sheets like lube does, it’s cheaper, and it softens my skin as well as giving me that slip – but do remember I use my Eroscillator for clitoral stimulation, rather than actually internally. And you can keep moisturiser near the bed with less awkward questions, too.
Durability: I have had one of my attachments break. When I moved house, I accidentally packed most of my attachments away, only keeping the one that was attached at the time, the Grapes and Cockscomb. I literally used that one for four months, several times a week, and the silicone attaching the head to its stem cracked, and it eventually became too damaged to use. I tried super glue, more out of desperation than thinking it would work, and it didn’t. That said, I’ve had no problems with my other attachments, and it has forced me to experiment with each of them, and change them often. And variety is the spice of life, after all.
Overall: It is as amazing as people say. Give it a go if you can, it’s no exaggeration to say it’s changed my life. Orgasms are so easy that my wrists are closer to being pain-free than they’ve been in years. And nothing makes me ‘glow’ more than regular orgasms; a friend asked me about a month after I got it if I’d had ‘work done’! I didn’t dare tell her my smile was that of someone very self-(sexually)-satisfied.
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